Human Valium

I have super powers. It's official. I have the amazing ability to make nothing happen. Wherever I go people are ok, and nothing is wrong. I should work for the peace keepers and they can put me in the front lines of a great battle, and then everyone will suddenly stop and wonder what they are doing there, and then decide that fighting takes too much effort and go home to play with their kids and make fruit smoothies.

I could be the new X-Men. They could call me Anti-Stimulant, or Heather the Human Valium. Whenever the X-Men needed to break into some place or fight someone they could send me and I'd put all their enemies to sleep. Never again would innocent blood be spilt! Dun da da daaa!

Ooh ooh, or even better. They could make an entire show about me where I'm some rich woman who keeps the city safe without having to leave the comfort of her own home. The show would consist of 1 hour episodes where nothing ever happens.

I should've gone into film. I've been pursuing the wrong career all this time.